Yearly Awards 08/09'

Best Catch

- theres a few contenders here. McLoskey's Matrix effort at Home, Pez's over the shoulder effort at home, McLoskey again in the GF, Maz in Slips at Merimbula, a few of Barney's down leg, Davo in the Gully off Donnie, Mick W in the gully in the semi, Mcloskeys C&B in the semi, every catch Kenty took,

worst catch

Dunko's almost 'dropped that one' at Bega, the 18 we dropped at Whyndam, Dunko's C&B at Pambula between his elbows(funny how you remember your own f ups), Jimmy's juggle at first slip,

best dig

McLoskey V Kammy, Jimmy v Bega, Jimmy v Whyndam, Jimmy v Pambula, Davo v Merimbula(that tie), Pez's not out v Bega, Maz v Whyndam, Barney v Whyndam, Donnie v Eden
worst dig

- Maz in the GF(can't think of anything worse)

best quote

- 'Kenny suffers from the sun more because he's 4 feet closer to it than everyone else', 'You just concentrate on your catching Dunko- when asked about the Braves this year- right before spilling one himself, 'at least I hit my runs from the middle of the bat' from McLoskey refering to his glorious 4 and out v Whynmdam in the semi,

Worst Quote

'Leave it!' Bretto to Mcloskey running around the boundary at Tathra in the first game. McLoskey didn't leave it and saved 2 runs. ' Not like he's gunna drive you' Dunko to Donnie the ball before he was driven back past him for 4 in the semi. 'he's got nothin' Pez about Jordy who hit 98 against us at home.

best sledge
Jimmy's batting tutorials, KT's personal critiques, Woolley's 'Get Farked'

Worst bit of Kit

the Slazenger Master blaster Bat preferred by Woolley and Motty, McLoskey's cap, Dunko's whites, Pez's Volley's, Bretto's camo cap, Davo's box(bit smelly that), Woolley's Helmet (the white one), Kamaldo's scabs. Editors note- after a barrage of critisism over this award, Jimmys frat boy visor (even if it says Australia on it) has taken the worst bit of it award. Probably for next year as well. He wants to get Bemboka B Grade Champions sun visors for everyone now...

best bit of kit

Maz's bat, McLoskeys bat, any new ball (until Dunko dropped it on the concrete, dirt, road etc),
worst attempted fielding there's been a few...

biggest surprise
Kenty going to Eden for the game at Pambula, Maz batting 40 overs out(and not getting a ton)

worst case of male nudity
the gentlemen at Drake and Jo's post Eden game, Motty anytime after 8pm on a saturday night, Wolley with his shirt off at training, Darth Vader GF night

best puppetry of the penis- mmm. Darth Vader

most beers- Davo/Maz

least beersDunko/

best part time player

Pez hands down. We would have played short if the reluctant cricketer at the start of the year hadn't developed an enthuisasm for the game and done increasingly well in the field, with the bat and not to mention the ball. Stood aside for Bobby and Al in the GF which was a gallant act for someone who I'm sure desperately wanted to play himself. Honorable mention to Foordy with his almost match winning swashbuckle v Marimbula in the tie.

most sociable Mick w, Maz,

Fee dodgers- you know who you are. Please try to throw some money to Drake as The same receipt book will be used next year and it will show you haven't squared up for this year. The club has paid for you already so you owe it to the club and don't be slack please...

Goooooo Bemboka!!!!!